Dodge This

Liberals love to call Donald Trump a “draft dodger.” (So was Bill Clinton, but liberals love him for it.) Yes, his father got him out of the Vietnam War, but he wasn’t the only one. Who really cares whether or not Trump was sent to Southeast Asia. Given his physical limitations, what would he do there anyway?

Dodging the draft is the only positive view I have of Trump. He was right to do it, as were thousands of others who avoided that imperialist bloodbath. That Trump, along with his Israeli partners, is currently waging regional war reinforces his low self-worth. He’s compensating for his lack of military experience, strutting about like a comic opera General, only with more lethal results.

As Gore Vidal said of another privileged warmonger, Theodore Roosevelt, “Give a sissy a gun and he’ll shoot everything in sight.” Donald Trump is our Sissy-In-Chief. Insecure, demented, detached from much of the real world, Trump has many years left to make this reality a serious hellscape. It’s his true creative expression.