The Year In Review

Another year ends, and as we stumble toward whatever abyss awaits us, 2025 had its memorable moments. Here are a few.

Donald Trump lost more of what’s left of his mind. Yet, there’s plenty left to destroy the world.

Trump ordered staffers to refer to him as The Emperor King while running through White House hallways in a soiled bed sheet.

Beastiality made a modest comeback among Republicans. Reptiles were the new favorite so the GOP could experience some “cold lizard love.”

Taco Bell partnered with Imodium to lessen diarrhea from their breakfast burritos.

The average American IQ dropped 20 points while emotional rage spiked.

To show their allegiance to Trump, MAGA supporters crawled on all fours, ate grass, and howled to God.

An international panel of psychologists described Israel as “certifiably insane.” Israelis responded by laughing manically and slaughtering more Gazans.

Quentin Tarantino said he wanted to die as a Zionist. Palestinians replied that they were more than happy to make that happen.

Democrats officially described themselves as useless, but would keep the Party name “for old time’s sake.”

Hillary Clinton appeared during daylight hours, risking self-immolation.

Jeffrey Epstein’s files were bought by HBO, to be turned into a series, “Hot Tub Confessions.”

The United States sold its name to Disney, in exchange for theme park discounts.